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American eyes can't bear the blinding light of the truth and they scurry back into the gooncave.
As an American, I'm offended by this characterization...
I don't have a gooncave.
We can't even afford a cave to goon in 😔
Home is where the heart is; cave is where the goon is.
Hey man, are you okay?
Are any of us okay?
no