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"Nobody ran away. 'Brelok' took him (comrade) out and then ate him for two f*cking weeks," a speaker identified by HUR as a commander of a reconnaissance unit from Russia's 68th Motorized Rifle Division can be heard saying in the intercept.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Human meat can't be that good can it?

kinda interested in this
[–] djmikeale@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Probably russian comrade meat has a bit of cigarette and vodka flavour. I'll have to admit that's not my ideal flavour profile.