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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How about a new sport... Catch the fish under water and slap him a little, but not too hard?

Or how about just riding your rubber boat to where the fish are, then dropping a speaker and shouting "fuck you fish!" Threw the speaker? You could even hurt them intellectually!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's a lot manlier and cooler to stand in the water and grab the fish with your bare hands anyways, then you can look it in the face and tell it to fear god before letting it go

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

You could even do a Hakka and watch the fish pee themselves! But a gentle slaps would also be satiafrying.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where did they throw the speaker?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

In to the water! LOL.