if you HAD to pick one of these pets, which one would it be?
Ketchup is made by combining tomatoes, sweetener (often sugar or high-fructose corn syrup), vinegar, salt, and spices. Tomato puree is made by blending tomatoes and adding water, sometimes salt and some spices. True, they are not the same, but dipping a fry in tomato puree wouldn't be that bad.
perfect!!!!! is it okay if I use that as the lemon man's face in the future?
trying to move sink off of me who's....sink...fell...through...my....roof?!
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
what...? how much money did that Roomba cost for him to spend that much time and effort on recoding it?!
then they will buy it
hmmmmm I'll have to try that
I don't know math stuff I have a smooth brain upstairs
ok but why
uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
ok that's funny
sorry for shitposting so much today I'm bored :| url to the lemon man community if you'd want to join: https://lemmy.world/c/thelemonman
don't give me crap about how its not symmetrical I'm not that good with that kind of stuff
what did the horses do to you