spykee

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] spykee@lemmings.world 16 points 2 days ago

Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn't they think they'd be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

No, it is a sign of respect. The human is asking permission to enter my dominion.
Source : I am an animal (in bed), according to my girlfriend.... Specifically a pig, according to my wife.