The poor Onion can only tell actual news stories now
oxysis
joined 3 weeks ago
It’s for tracking “undesirables”
But first add quotation marks around knows and then it’s fine
Who still has any trust in us outside of other fascists and autocrats?
Good on you Van Hollen actually going to check if he was alive and not leaving until you got it. Now if only all democrats had the fucking balls to step up
I’m just sitting here watching the end of the world
Approximately -45%
We all know the worst thing to hear when your underage is mild swears!
Verbal abuse though? That’s fine!
/s obviously
2 might be generous
I’ll miss you free weather reports
I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did