People are nosy and gossip a lot. Family, neighbors, strangers, members of the internet. This may seem annoying at first but rejoice.
For you see, even fools serve purpose. You can use these horrible traits of people to your advantage. Give your neighbors and friends your "new number" and have them save it in their phone. Now when they sync their contacts on social media your fake number will pollute the algorithm.
Post a photoshopped new hair color or haircut that looks real on some social media you still have for some reason. All those family members that creep on your page will talk about your new cut and maybe even share the pic being the gossiping peasants that they are.
This is good. Now they are spreading false but supposedly real info about you out into the social sphere. Now all their spied on text and messages by big brother will give big brother BS info.
Even Big brother has a purpose. Do a census and put all fake beliefs, info, party selection and what you like about politics on the forms. Donate less than $5 here and there to some harmless non profit that supports some BS you don't even care about. Let them build that highly inaccurate database.
Sometimes I go on Google and just let the most random things I can think of, that I have no interest at all play on auto playlist so that these creeps think they know my interest. Meanwhile I'm not even in the room.
In speak Russian randomly or French for several sentences just because. If you have no one to gossip about you.
Buy a cheap phone put a Sim card in it, turn on it's GPS and tape it under 18 wheeler that is about to take off from the gas station. Let that bitch travel across the country.
Trick and deceive the enemy whenever you can. Always hide that you are the main character. When people believe falsehoods about you, encourage them to spread it by egging them on.
Even fools serve purpose.
