janus2

"pAiN pOiNtS"

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

big Aperture Science energy

however the previous owners are much more likely to pay a junk company to haul it to a landfill than they are to try to sell it

they made that mfer 2-dimensional

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if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely

there's a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

silly lil algae :3

(tbh it's been a good decade since i was working on projects leading to publication. I've been stuck in manufacturing/industry hell. send help)

if someone cared enough about my research to even replicate it let alone disprove it I'd be losing my shit

Everyone in science I've ever met agrees there should be a Journal of Stuff That Didn't Work

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