"Your parents are going to die one day, kids, and so are you! Now who wants cake?!"
hydroptic
joined 2 years ago
Yyyyeeaaah me neither
I bet that the particular universe where Phil dies just collapses on itself, killing everyone in the process. Thankfully so far there's always been at least one universe with a Phil that doexn't die
Can I book you for parties? You'd be a great hit
Wait, saying that it would destroy Hungary was supposed to dissuade us from letting Ukraine in?
Shit, that'd be two birds with one stone.
That's… reassuring.
This reminds me of that scene from Fight Club:
"Which bank do you work for?"
"A major one"