hOrni

joined 2 years ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I could think of a few worse ones. Like "Thích Quảng Đức sitting in Lotus position Ari humidifier".

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 40 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

What does the titan do? Bath bomb? Pressure sensor? Maybe a coin bank? You smash it when it's full.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

That's good enough for me. Cheers, Mates!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

So what will he call it? The Heroes of January 6th? Jeffrey's Birthday Arc? Big Beautiful Arc? Whatever it will be called, I'm sure it'll be made out of plaster but the invoices will say marble.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Arc de Trump? He's a bigger parody of a dictator than the movie The Dictator.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From all that's out there, "step mom" wouldn't be that bad.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As long as the machine isn't an Okuma, I'm in.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

I have no wife and no job, so that's pretty much every day for me.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A group of my friends used this technique differently. We used this to get rid of assholes. The group of assholes all liked techno for some reason. So when there were too many in the bar, we chipped in for the jukebox and played around 20 metal songs in a row. The assholes were all gone after 15 min when they realized, they'll be hearing Rammstein for the next 2 hours.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's wrong with plastic thongs?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What's wrong with teflon?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I'm 100% sure they think Homelander represents out of control leftists.

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