hOrni

joined 2 years ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (18 children)

Did something happen to UKs internet?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Sitting on a railing would be more practical.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the second step in "Catholicism Wow".

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But can a corn cob give Bill Clinton a blow job?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

So that's what he's hiding under all that makeup.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's cute, that You think, there is even a slightest chance, Trump hasn't yet sucked Putins dick. I'm pretty sure, that's a regularly scheduled appointment.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I'm coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Make him buy You beer.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

"I hate it". Does this count?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

They did wear bandages over their ears because trump had one.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The title sounds like a 90s rap lyric.

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