fitjazz

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[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I hate when people ask me what time it is. I can glance at my watch and know what time it is but not in a format that makes sense to other people. In order to tell someone what time it is I have convert to a "normal" format and that makes it look like I cannot quickly read my own watch.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

I know a Sherpa guide that lit up at the summit of Everest while waiting for the rest of his group to arrive. This was many many years ago before Everest became the zoo it is now.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Same here, before I found out it is literally impossible for me to see them I had one of the books and I would stare at it for hours trying to make it work. Of all the annoyances of being half blind, not being able to see magic eyes is the one that bothers me most.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Frickin Milwaukee calling water fountains "bubblers". They know damn well nobody else calls them that, yet they still act like they didn't know what your talking about when you ask where the water fountain is.

Disclaimer: my information is from 30 years ago and may be slightly out of date.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't "woke-free" coffee just be decaf?

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

Nothing quite like a booty beer after a swim.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 4 months ago

When I first looked at the OP I thought someone had photoshopped out the rope and quick draw and was mad at them. Then I looked more closely and saw that it was just shitty quality and they blended in really well.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago

There is also the one where you use a bent wire to score the plastic liner on the inside of the can then put the acid in the can and swirl it around and pour it out. This leaves the can looking perfectly normal but makes it so you can easily rip the can perfectly in two to the amazement of your chemistry students.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My absolute favorite is Hailstorm doing Daft Punks Get Lucky.

I also really like The Interrupters doing Bad Guy.

The Cleverlys have a lot of really good, over the top, bluegrass covers but I think my favorite might be Party Rock Anthem.

I could keep going on this subject for a while. I have a 12+ hour and growing playlist of nothing but covers that I really enjoy.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, my "SUV" and my wife's sedan take up almost exactly the same footprint.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 months ago

I always say I want mine to read "He died the way he lived" and then say how I died. The less sense it makes the better.

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