drolex

joined 2 years ago
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 months ago

Dear Sir,

I'm extremely masculine: I work out with my male friends, I drive a humongous car, I only eat meat, I go to the gym with my friends again (all male), and my tummy hurts. I don't spend time with my wife at all, that would be very feminine. Instead I watch Senegalese wrestling games (these guys are ripped). So you see, I'm alpha to the max. I'm heterosexual by the way - that goes without saying but I insist.

Anyway, please remove the comics about women in NASA. They make me confused and angry and my tummy hurts (I think I need to stop cooking the meat).

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago

Orobanchaceae: photosynthesis is overrated

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago

So x = x if x ≠ 0 and x ≠ x ≠ 0 if x = 0, got it.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

Proof?

ETA: Quick verification.

x² - x² = 0 and x - x = 0, then 0 = 0 and uh... again.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

What you say is so true that Truth itself sounds like a lie in comparison. Verily, this is the language of the Gods.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Try it. It's a nectar from the gods.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not weed if you can make mojitos with it

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I've heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark 'ostrich-fucker' Zuckerberg!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 110 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

* legitimate telemetry data

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Duh. If he's in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OOP is a literal commie. A moderate would have moved to the more balanced, absolutely not fascistoid, truth social.

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