drolex

joined 2 years ago
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Ah damn I don't have it. Is there some place where I could buy it? I've heard some pawn shops in Las Vegas might have it. I can call if necessary

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 days ago

Humans, you claim you don't want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don't have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.

-- Turning Point Crab

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's a disgrace. Still classifying Rhinantus minor in the Scrophulariaceae instead of Orobanchaceae after APGIII. Smh.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'Butterflies with bat wings feeding on dwarf mammoths' now a thing in my mind

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

What did they eat? Or was it only caterpillars eating and butterflies fucking everywhere? Man the Permian was freaky.

Also why are they not 2 metres wide? Disappointing.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Carnivorous plants need to attract insects to feed AND to reproduce. Of course they don't want to eat the pollinators so they usually have flowers with long stems

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago

Well obviously you try to fuck the fish first, but it doesn't give anything so you try the next best thing.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice try, Dubya

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Sorry I might not be up-to-date with the fash parlance, but is 'less lethal' some sort of official nomenclature?

"It's OK you're not quite dead, it was a less lethal bullet to your head, ahah. OwO"

I am amazed by the times.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks, reread in hi-res!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

Don't sweat it, I'm French, too.

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