charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago

For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But not small ones.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Yes. My mom called it "hugging hands". I don't remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 37 points 1 month ago

'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago

I can wire anything directly into anything; I'm the professor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

I'm painting a cave wall right now.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

"Make out" makes out so many things.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 125 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 18 points 5 months ago

That's terrible

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago

You shouldn't help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

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