barneypiccolo

joined 6 months ago
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

I can't speak for Putin, but MAGA is a cult of personality. Once HitlerPig assumes room temperature, there will be a vicious battle for leadership, and at least half of the MAGA Morons will drop out without their divine leader to follow. Its very likely they will pivot to making him a religious figure.

The traditional GOP will try to recapture their hegemony over the party, and the Sociopathic Oligarchs will wage a war to keep and expand their influence. They will all try to float a new leader, and we can expect HitlerPig Jr to make a big attempt, but he'll be recieved the same way as Frank Sinatra Jr - with a yawn. Anyone else will be accepted even less.

I hope the battle for control of the party will result in internecine violence, so the Dems can regain power, and use the crimes and violence of the MAGAs to crush them, and purge them from government and society.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is he actually threatening another NATO member with military action?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A lot of people strongly believe that God will protect them from whatever terrible Biblical punishments are going to befall the Liberals, Minorities, and Gays. They seem to forget that the Divine Retribution they are praying for so hard always carries enormous collateral damage. SEE: Ark, Noah's, also Sodom/Gommorah, also Plagues, Egyptian, etc.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Damn, I could have written that word for word. Absofuckinlutely. If WWII taught us anything, its that you can't give Nazis one fucking inch, and they must be crushed without mercy.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Ultimately, they will be brought down by their own virtuosic arrogant incompetence.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I wish that were true. Josh Weil is running a masterful campaign against his extremely unappealing Republican opponent, including ads that mimic his own opponent's ads, calling him anti-American, un-American, dangerous, radical, and more. It would be easy to see a stupid MAGA voter thinking they're voting for a Republican.

In addition, Weill raised 10x more money than his opponent, and his ads are appearing 10 to 1.

Unfortunately, the Florida election system is 100% rigged, and there is no way that DeSatan will allow a Dem to win.

I wish I were wrong, but I'm not.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine this weekend.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine this weekend.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Anyone want to predict what her final position will be when it comes down to a vote?

"Murdering all the citizens of my state is a policy I will not abide, but the president has assured me that he has learned his lesson, and will never do it again. Send money."

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

When Peter Navarro was in court for his treason, he would attempt to address the reporters every day, so he could beg for money. Every day, there was a woman who stood behind him, yellling or blowing a whistle whenever he talked, and holding up signs.

He's a short little dick, and she was tall, so he tried to yank a sign out of her hands, but she just held it up out of his reach, and said "Havent you committed enough crime today?"

Fucking HILARIOUS, and all in front of the media. The most effective strategy was blowing the whistle as he tried to talk, because it totally drowned him out. Most days he just walked away in frustration.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Ok, I came here to say the exact same thing, but you said it much better than I would have.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The Sgt Schultz Defense: "I know nothing!"

Its very popular among MAGA Traitors. TouchMePutin Gabbard has been employing it like she gets royalties.

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