barneypiccolo

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago (5 children)

How is that mysogynistic? Men know about female biology, too, you know, and we're allowed to refer to it. Nothing I said was disparaging toward women, it was simply an observation that his cyclical market manipulation is as inexorable as another human cycle. It was a metaphor, not a judgement on women.

If I could have thought of a male biological cycle that would have fit the metaphor, I might have, but I dont know of one that would work as well.

So, now you are stalking me, so you can call me out everytime I recognize that females roam the Earth? Grow the fuck up.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Anything about guitars. The most popular one has several days between posts, orhers have months or even years between posts.

It's probably the only thing I miss about Reddit.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Valid. That's definitely a potential option. We'd have to find out if there are any legal downsides to rejecting 30+ years of legal marriage. Does a long marriage have any advantages over a new marriage?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (6 children)

C'mon, there are a million movies about every other element of the movie - the successful man falling in love with a beautiful young woman, the jealous confidant/ family member who gets in the way, trying to warm up a cold personality, May/ December romance, etc.

The REAL element that separates it from every other fish-out-of-water romance, is the Poison aspect. That's what makes the movie unique, so focusing on it isn't reductive at all. In fact, ignoring that as a prime element is disengenuous. Perhaps it is a twist that shouldn't be revealed in advance, but it is a major part of the plot from fairly early in the film, so I would say the real twist comes at the end.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

We've considered that, but we are already legally married, I'm not even sure you can get legally married a second time, even to you current spouse.

I suppose we could roll the dice and get a divorce first, and see if either one of us bails before the re-marriage.

Just kidding, heh-heh...kind of...

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The Marriage License is held in St Lucia, a Caribbean island nation. While I would love to go down there to get it in person, I don't have the budget nor the time to do that right now.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Composing a sternly worded letter as we speak, which only 75% of the Dems will sign.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Theyre actually passing bills? That's adorable that they think they are actually doing something. They havent realized that we've entered the era of Ruling by Executive Orders, and their jobs are only ceremonial.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas. They win this round, but we aren't giving up, and will continue to resist all efforts to end their reign of terror. Send money."

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

We got married in St Lucia back in the 90s, and we've been trying for several years to get a copy of our marriage certificate so my wife can get her ID updated. We've sent them the money ($10) several times, filled out all the proper documents and followed all the rules (which have changed a few times), and then we hear nothing. After a few months, we try again. There is no option to do it online.

At this point, we are seriously considering getting her a legal name change through the American courts. It will be more expensive, but at least it will work.

I would advise any woman who is getting married to keep her own name, and not change it to her husband's. Dont even hyphenate it. Changing your name is a stupid old custom anyway, I cant believe feminists didn't go after it long ago.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Soon they'll be tatooing bar codes on them for tracking purposes. When that works, eventually well all have bar codes tattooed, or better yet, mandatory implanted RFID chips, so they can track your every move, and they can hone in on your exact location in seconds.

Dont forget that one of Skum's businesses is Neuralink, which aims to implant chips into people's brains.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Pretty teenage girls may be the most valuable commodity on the planet, and HitlerPig isn't going to let a money-making opportunity like that get by him. He's got Epstein's Little Black Book, he knows who to call to cut a deal.

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