altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Here's an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

Requirements... Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work....are you guys a business? Nope, we're all married!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

He is the popest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 19 points 6 days ago

Look at the shade of their head. These people had hair. Without hair its easy to think they are typical American gang members with shaved heads. But look at the tan-less skin. They had hair and they were shaved to prevent lice but also to remove their personality. Look at some with glasses. Gang members often hate people with glasses because those people often have more money to pay for glasses.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

It doesn't have to be real tattoos or even really on them if they can Photoshop them in.

But shaved heads for sure and you can see many of them have a 5 o-clock head shadow, meaning that they don't shave often in real life.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Having a kid will cost you much more than 100grand. Giving you 5k to fuck is such an insult.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Or more interestingly evil...could they be given tattoos forcible to make them look like that?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

I don't. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

Okay buy if there aren't any boats running around, then that's ecologically good! We're all screwed, but ecologically good.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This could be the best thing the current administration did for the planet. No more shipping boats. It's going to be really interesting in the next two months.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hopefully she gets deported to a good country. We're evil now. Like Google turned evil.

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