altphoto

joined 1 month ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can you be my second officer and focus on Alien life forms?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Once this Orange turd is done there won't be another republican government elected for a long long time.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I want to lead NASA! I've seen a ton of rocket and space ship movies!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

I thought it was "immediately" make up your minds!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I searched her reason for not being a judge anymore. I used the G search engine. Nothing on the subject except that she was a fake judge on fox and her ratings dropped so they dropped her. Then as I scrolled down I had access to all the most relevant related questions.... She has dogs.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

My mom would not like this name either. Golfina for short?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

No, we're just done with things like the orange man nazis, advertising, paywalls, borders, illegal for thee but not for me billionaires.

Bit once that's fixed we'll go back to clicking on links to help prince Abu Abowah of Nigeria to settle his bank account once and for all.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

I remember having to use the girls restroom on a grayhound bus:

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I think its the same as the kids restroom, the old people's restroom, and the gay, lesbian, trans, queer, bisexual, Asexual and the restroom for fat big butt people from Kentucky. Its a weird feeling because when you're in there doing your business there's no one there with you. I though there would be at least someone asking me if I had a vagina or testicles. But no.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the name of that billionaire? What companies shall we not do business with anymore?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

It probably went like this.....you raped who? Oh I'm conceding.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

And another last straw today yet again! OMG will they stop?

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