How about just really sticky peanuts?
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They can't hear the thing coming? Wow. That's scary stuff.
I'm sorry what?
Here's the women's toilet in an airplane:
Transexuals go in it. Bisexual men go in it. Kids go in it. Grandfathers and mothers go in it. See the trick is that "women's" and "men's" restroom distinctions are BS! There's one very important idea behind a toilet door...people take turns going inside. You see, that's why it can be a room for anyone to poop onto...unless you gave cholera.
The only sign required on one of these is "restroom". If you gotta butt hole and a poop behind it, you must use a restroom. Everyone else should wait until you are done. Unless they find another restroom.
I insist that we should figure out who can go in a grayhound bus restroom.
Is it for men? For women? For trans or LGBTQA? Who?
We need a "if you gotta go, you gotta go!" Law.
Because I can relate and I just lost a friend and the way she went is so screwed up.
So leaving it to the states where they can jerrymander the elections and win locally first then a few years later fuck up the entire country "legally".