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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Its sarcastic also. LOL.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Hold on, he's trying to poop.

I challenge you all to never mention him ever again or show his photos. Just say what he's doing and creatively describe who he is.

 

Is there an open source massive level world game that one could use to have a game-like real protest safely from the comfort of my home?

There could be an untapped world of possibilities! Like you can create effigies and burn them with nukes from a mech flying in space.

It needs to be a completely legal game that anyone can download ptp or centrally. Then the protest part happens when everyone and their gramma jumps in and clogs the pipes running the inter web. Re member the internet is not like a truck!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Strategic... They stopped paying for wegovy first to get people desperate.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

Hold on, they're still asking the other 6. The last one is a dentist.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 5 hours ago

From the people who brought to you the Tesla X!

Doxing viewing surfaces! That's right! The new Tesla tells you which cars are expensive enough to drive next to you. The rear view mirrors show you if someone is Mexican or black so you can drive faster or cut them off. Extremely useful features.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Wow, this is fantastic!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

They should use sea water. They could pump it on to a channel, use it, then send it to the desert to evaporate there. We could start a sodium economy with all the sodium collected. And the chlorine... Hmm they can pump that into the sea water to kill off the barnacles before they have a chance of sticking to stuff.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Once you become a woman, you get one egg every month...but its tiny. And you'll bleed a ton and get cramps. God....yeah that looks good!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago

Florida landlord caught pinning down...girl gets life in el Salvador.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

Oh for!...I thought you said against. Yup, you're right.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

If there was no shame in being nude, then there wouldn't be a problem..... Imagine finding out that a guy you know has hundreds of portraits of you. Portraits you were never in! Absolutely not terrifying.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 31 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Cars are a terrorist threat! We should remove them from our streets.

 

Here's something my cousin AI told me:

Ah, a classic brain stretcher—let’s do the math and find out how long it would take to count to the U.S. national debt. First, let’s grab some numbers.

Step 1: What's the current U.S. national debt?

As of early 2025, it's roughly $34 trillion (that’s 34,000,000,000,000).

Step 2: How long does it take to say a number?

On average, it takes about 1 second to say a small number, but that time increases as numbers get longer (e.g., saying “two” is fast; saying “thirty-four trillion, seven hundred twenty-eight billion…” is a mouthful). But for a rough estimate, let’s just say 1 number per second.

Step 3: Do the math

34,000,000,000,000 numbers × 1 second per number =
34 trillion seconds

Convert that to years: 34,000,000,000,000 ÷ (60 × 60 × 24 × 365.25) ≈
1,078,000,000 years — over a billion years to count it all out.

So, if you started at 0 when the dinosaurs roamed Earth, you’d still be counting right now, and you’d still have a long way to go.

Want me to start with “one… two…” for old times' sake?

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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