abfarid

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I see you in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
You've heard of Dr. Pepper, now get ready for- in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I'm merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.

Military Judge Throws Out Sept. 11 Case Confession as Obtained Through Torture in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 0 points 5 months ago

For a second I thought that was Sundar Pichai.

Proton in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When somebody says they like Proton:

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Today I learned that Barilla created Spotify playlists that are the length of time needed to cook pasta to al dente in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's been 4 whole hours and lemmings haven't suggested Jellyfin or Navidrome or something yet?!

It’s the little things in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

The meme requires that it at least has "which is nice" phrase at the end. But preferably, the entire "So I've got that going for me. Which is nice." sentence.

Idioms and synthesis in c/memes@lemmy.world
Fox News removes their Dow ticker as stocks crater from Trump's new tariffs in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

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Idioms and synthesis in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not sure what's the idiom with "fridge" in it.

Idioms and synthesis in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 39 points 5 months ago (7 children)

My two favorite malaphors:

  • It's not rocket surgery.
  • We will burn that bridge when we get to it.
[crumbles into dust] in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago

Then I misunderstood and was thinking of a different adjustment of the head. The one I was thinking about us when you wedge the screwdriver behind the head and bend it otwards a little for better contact. For that you need a flat tool.

[crumbles into dust] in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don't you use a flathead for that?

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