YesButActuallyMaybe

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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As absurd as that movie was, the goverment was still more capable than whatever the fuck the US has at the moment.

Damnit I’ve been faxing the tax this whole time 🫢

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hear me out! Bird factor authentication!

Please honk your seagull to unlock your ed25519-sk ssh key

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

FSD tomorrow, amirite

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's playing it very save with 49%. As if he knew math or something

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

It’s all the Friends we made along the way really

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thing is: there’s lots of vacant jobs in IT because of the unwillingness of adequate pay in Germany. Either the employers don’t see the value in hiring motivated people or the motivated people are unwilling to work for peanuts.

Entry level in Berlin was like ~36k for IHK Fachinformatiker für system integration. As a result my last company started to hire in Eastern Europe because no one could afford to live on that even in one of the cheapest cities. And it wasn’t a small company by a long shot. Just greedy bastards

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, force young people to sacrifice their time so that boomers can have a comfortable life while not contributing anything to society. Just make it mandatory for everyone to participate in public services and see how people will like the idea.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Encase him on his throne and keep him alive for eternity so that the psykers can navigate the warp with him as the bright beacon of shit. Sacrifice 100000 cheeseburgers a day for him to devour so that no chaos god dares to even set foot in this part of this galaxy

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean… Puerto Rico and Guam should be states if you ask me.

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