Xanthrax

It's time to start making fake social media accounts for Republicans.

Awh shit, wrong thread lmao

Lol, this brought me back to when I worked at a retirement home.

We had one gentleman who was 100+.

I realized he was old enough to have known civil war veterans.

I asked him if he'd ever met a civil war vet. He thought I'd asked him if he'd fought in the civil war, lmao.

Eventually, he told me he only ever saw them in parades.

I felt a little nervous to ask who was in the parade.

He was very proud to say, "The good guys, obviously. It was New York."

I got to know him more over time and learned that he was super progressive and loved to use the internet. It's cool to know there's a few good apples every once in a while.

Ah shit, a guy who shot up a school likes 4chan? Who could've seen that coming. Now it's a lemmy meme. You looked at this ur gay.

Can't retract what that casing said, lmao

"Catch this fascist"

Is the new

"I SHOT REAGAN"

Fuck fascism.

Rome 2.0

It's almost like we finished our expansion as an ~~empire~~ ... ~~colony~~ ... state.

I was just being gender neutral. It's being reported that the son turned himself in after seeing himself on the news. It was also reported his dad tipped off the police.

Why didn't they send the National Guard to Utah?

No chest hair. Not slutty enough for that cut.

I had a feeling when it turned out his parents turned him in. They said he admitted to it, but then also said he just complained about Kirk. Something felt off. $20 bucks says he used his parents' gun, and they noticed it was gone, and now they're covering their ass.

Edit: the story has now changed to him turning himself in. We're three perps in. Fun times.

Edit 2: his family tipped them off, and then they turned themselves in after they saw themselves on the news.

Weird. They mass produce copies of censored Western films and then distribute them at little kiosks. I'm assuming they're talking about uncensored content?

Did they poo out two eggs at once? Whenever my chickens form two eggs at once, they smoosh together and come out like that.