WeirdGoesPro

joined 2 years ago

I’m just an agent here, it’s up to my handlers to decide what to call me! /s

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought a double agent was someone who pretends to be an agent for one group, but are actually an agent for another. For instance, in my half baked fantasy, I would get a job with ICE, but feed information to The League of Extraordinary Mariachi while always finding a way to make the cuffs too loose so the prisoners just happen to escape.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

We could make such an awesome cell of double agents.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In my case, I was born here, raised here, and only know English. Both of my parents wanted me to be as Americanized as possible. I have almost no visible Latino traits.

Despite the odds, I have found myself really resonating with Latino culture as I have gotten older, and have been heavily considering moving south. I am very aware of the privilege I have in this country due to the dice roll of how I look. If my brown brothers and sisters ever want a double agent around here, they’ve got my number.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I am a white appearing half Latino—there but by the grace of god go I. I take this fight personally.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

If you are even vaguely Latino in this country, it could happen to you at any moment. Nobody is safe.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s why Jesus Christ is my save-a.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck. That. Shit.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Of all the red lines we’ve crossed so far, this one almost feels like small beans. The standard has gotten very out of whack in a very short time.

Magnets, bro, how do they work? /s

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Why isn’t this the standard?

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