This belongs in something like c/evilpeople more than nottheonion
TachyonTele
joined 2 weeks ago
It just looked like a wall to wall shag carpet. You couldn't see the seams for a couple of years.
Narrator, "yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here..."
Ok ok, hear me out. What if...
What if I also wanted crazy time travel shenanigans at least once a year?
But what if I didn't want any time line shenanigans at all?
Personally, I'm excited
Ignite the atmosphere. I like how you're thinking!
The most recent apocalypse could arguably be 536 AD, when most of the world couldn't see the sun for 18 months.
/ten forward suddenly goes very quiet and everyone turns to look at you
It'll end up being a dumb cracked mirror universe at this rate.