SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

A 7 million fine for stealing 1 billion in profits.

Just another day in late stage capitalism.

Of course someone usually has to go to jail for something so public, so Steve from accounting is getting his "jailbird bonus" and will be admitting to fraud, and spend 4 months in a ~~hotel~~ cushioned cell. He also gets weekends off.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

In my experience, it's either total incompetence of the people in charge, or it's malicious in order to "catch" people doing something bad.

Like a bait car, but way more malicious since the person getting in the metaphorical car doesn't even know it's not their car because the keys worked, and nobody bothers stopping them for a few days so they get extra criminal charges.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

birth bath

Uhhhhhh you should probably at least drain out the placenta fluid...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

In-laws children have a severely limited reading ability. 12 and 13 year Olds can barely read some 4-letter words.

Their math skills are worse, sitting around 2nd grade level.

The youngest are still in the "learn to socialize with other children" phase of education, but all 8 of their kids need severe assistance in their education.

But when one of the answers to their homework is "why is math perfect? because God is perfect and God made math" then it's no surprise.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm a simple man.

I see GROND

I upvote/compliment.

GROND

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 33 points 6 months ago

My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago

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Union man through and through.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 44 points 6 months ago

This could honestly go on nottheonion

I could see it happening.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 111 points 6 months ago (9 children)

To continue with the argument of "the market will self-regulate and people wouldn't buy that brand anymore so they would never do it again"

Okay but how many people died, how many people are suffering long-term effects, and what's stopping them from adding a different deadly thing to our food?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Solution

I believe their comment was in reference to this.

So basically, yes. Kill everyone they can.

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