I read this as "the day the old American ordered crack in the oval office"
Which is just as realistic because that display of "negotiation" would only make sense coming from a crackhead
The sad part is there's a large population of people in America going "HELL YA! MURICA! TRUMP'S OUR SAVIOR!"
It would be loose, I wouldn't expect someone to eat a stick of butter even though that is norm in some extreme diets. I'm more thinking along the lines of sometimes you eat 2 slices of bacon, sometimes you eat the whole pack. And yes, sodium would be another issue.