Pissmidget

joined 2 years ago
[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 39 points 11 hours ago

By talks, does he mean talks, or does he mean posting on truth social while China remains silent before he again extends the deadline, simultaneously calling himself a great negotiator and China impossible to reason with?

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Shit, I was thinking of Red Dawn, high school setting all the same...

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

God no, I have a hard enough time hanging out when I'm present, I don't need another me ruining the ambiance.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I TOO ENJOY INGESTING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF OXYGEN, AND AMBULATING AROUND THE NATURE ON MY LOWER APPENDAGES.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

What about night clubs or pubs? This could get interesting.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's having a fit of the vapours, the poor thing.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Don't be gatekeeping iced coffee now, it's one of the few good things left in the world.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Looks like phrenology is back on the menu boys!

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was sure that boats sank the vast majority of the time they were used. Also, I have yet to be on fire.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The picture of a dystopian future where feudal oligarchs are shooting down each others low orbit internet satellites in the furious competition for best coverage popped into my head.

Who are we casting as the satellite retrieval specialist with a penchant for bonsai trees living in an off grid log cabin?

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You put on your papal vestments and wizards hat?

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