MantisToboggon

joined 1 week ago
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Middle finger.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 155 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I don't think they're going to let a little thing like the laws get in the way of a good time.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 10 points 2 days ago

That must be what Jesus would do.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 5 points 3 days ago

Are we should we got rid of the lead in the water?

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 4 points 4 days ago

First Internet forum?

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 0 points 4 days ago

Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 40 points 4 days ago (15 children)

The fuck is wrong with you?

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 6 points 5 days ago

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 48 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The call is coming from inside the house!

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jokes on them the door handle broke weeks ago. No getting inside this with the windows up.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 week ago

Probably get high and rub one out.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

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