Manjushri

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[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 13 points 21 hours ago

I wish you well but you may be underestimating how far down we've gone. If you try to walk away or put up a fight, and you will be swarmed by cops who will take you to the ground with no concern for the injury they are doing. At the least you will be bleeding, at the worst you'll get some broken ribs or worse.

Once they're done beating on you, you will be detained, I won't say arrested, and you will be taken to an ICE facility where you will not get a phone call or access to a lawyer or medical care. After a day or two, maybe less, you will be transferred to an ICE facility a few states away, or maybe on the other side of the nation. Your friends and family will not be informed and will have no way to find you until ICE decides you've had enough and let's you go. Assuming they don't just deport you for the hell of it.

Remember, until you prove you're a citizen, you don't get due process. And of course, without due process you can't prove you are a citizen.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 10 points 23 hours ago

Oh, thank God. As long as it's Hegseth setting it up we'll be fine. Just make sure we schedule the revolution for sometime near last call and he'll drunkenly send the troops to the wrong place.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 37 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, just keep adding shovels full of dirt until the vents are fully blocked. When they come up for air, snick off their heads and clear the vents. Free bunker!

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

Particularly if those innocents are the "right" color.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 38 points 1 day ago

Require all campus parking have student or staff stickers in the window or be towed at owner's expense. Reserve just enough parking for those with stickers and start tearing up all the parking lots around the building ICE is squatting in. Also, release an announcement about the construction stating that long term goal is to beautify the property and create of more relaxed environment for students that is conducive to learning.

Note: Let the tow company know that they should only send tow trucks operated by US citizens with their legal documents on their person.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

There was no stipulation that Worfs be alive.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rather than dealing with all that mess, many conservatives just choose to date among themselves.

This. This right here is where history will tell us that we started to breed the Morlocks.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 166 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Are you kidding? They're proud of it. They honestly think it's a good thing. Along with the recent article about ICE stopping brown people and using a phone app to ID them from a photograph , we've rocketed right past the Papers-Please phase of fascism into a high tech dystopian end game.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Which is unsurprising. Too many people are unaware how easily you can OD on the stuff because they include it in medicines for other symptoms. Have a cold? Take a sinus medicine (Sudafed + Tylenol), and an expectorant (Mucinex + Tylenol), oh and maybe some Tylenol too for the headache.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Saw this in my feed and it took a bit to realize that it wasn't from The Onion. Is there a name for the opposite of Eating the Onion ?

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 21 points 4 days ago

It never occurs to anyone that in almost every other country in the world, such a place wouldn’t be necessary.

Yep. It reminds me of this .

Every heartwarming human interest story in America is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used.

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