I have an inner monologue but it's on like a half-second delay behind the actual thought. Like, I can picture a pineapple without thinking of the word pineapple first. Sometimes an entire sentence worth of meaning will form in an instant but the words don't come until I'm trying to speak or type the thought out. Sometimes I can't access a word at all, even though the concept is clear in my head and I know there is a specific word for this specific flavor of the concept.
Also, I can't rotate a cube in my mind's eye, but I can rotate a chicken.
Brains are weird.
I see this opinion a lot and just can't understand it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are great and chocolate chip cookies, melty or not, are just okay.