He wants a dictatorship, so does his orange puppet
Brace yourself, America, it's going to get worse and it may not get better.
FistingEnthusiast
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I've had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
It was an idea in China
A awful idea
I never did in the first place
It always seemed weird and artificial to me
Is that what they mean when they say "have you found jeebus?"
I always say "how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?"
My bedroom is for sleeping and fucking
Admittedly, so is my sofa, but one is definitely more purpose-built...
I was passionately in love with a parasitic substance abuser
It was fun. By all the gods people have invented, it was fun. She was amazing at turning on the charm. All my friends were thrilled for me, saying how delightful she was
What they didn't see was the manipulation, the abuse and expert-level twisting of everything to be either my responsibility or my fault
It all fell apart when I was busy working and she started using again. We weren't angels. We drank (her drinking worried me, and that's saying a lot given how fond of booze I am), we took drugs, we were playing very hard
If I hadn't ended it, I know that it would have cost me everything. I was perilously close to doing things that would have cost me my career (which I did eventually anyway, but under quite different circumstances)
But without my "supervision", she slipped back into getting high as soon as she was awake. I started to see why she was a child in an adult's body
One day, her excuses for her shitty behaviour sounded even more hollow than usual, so I pulled the pin.
I learnt a lot. I'm glad it happened, but I wouldn't do it again.
Nope
If you want to kill romance and intimacy, then put a TV in the bedroom
English, Maori, Japanese, Korean, Spanish
That's a sweaty motherfucker who will die alone and lonely
And we'll be reading about him in the papers before too long for other reasons, without a doubt