EnsignWashout

joined 2 years ago
[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This seems like a job for a WordPress blog or GitHub pages.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll be happy to be your evil grand vizier, if you need one.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago

I'll be super chill to hang out with in my palace, while my Grand Vizier takes care of day to day business.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

This is a delight, and you are correct. That said, in the spirit of this silly thread, I provide solutions, below:

If I buy a house worth 950000, would I only be allowed to save 50000.

Yes. It will be time to get some roommates.

  1. what about if the house increase in value so that it is worth 2 million, should I just accept that I loose 1 million?

Yes. Or rather, exactly half of the house. Time to rent a storage unit, and put up some tarps to divide the entryway.

What about stocks?

Better sell some.

Inflation or Deflation, when/how will you update that limit?

Cost of living increases have long been understood and easy enough to calculate.

But - when I'm global leader, COLA for millionaires will only start after exactly as many years as the local minimum wage went without updates.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Crisis on Two Earths has, indeed, been done.

It would have been great to call it "Crisis on a Couple Earth's".

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

He does look like he's going to give himself a heart attack.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

they say it's worth it

Narrator: They did not.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

What? No! Thus could be anyone's party for any occasion.

My spouse said it was fine, and not to talk about it anymore.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

I'm finally catching on. Now the game is to try to guess which Golden Girl each line is from.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Gene, his burger costume emitting a worrisome smell.

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