Cocodapuf

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wait, can you clarify that for me? Are you saying that you want to punch him in the face more than you want to punch anyone else on the planet? Or... are you saying that you more than anyone else on the planet, want to punch him in the face?

Cause it could be read either way... And while it might not seem like a huge distinction, if you meant the latter, you may have to get in line.

Be prepared for a long line...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've always found this interesting. Human beings (or any vertebrates I suppose) are really more of a colony than a single being. And it's not just a technicality, it's meaningful. Much of that colony interacts with your nervous system and affects your moods and behavior. You think you have total control of your mind, but you would think and act differently with a different balance of gut bacteria. Chew on that for a while...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, the CIA is a constant problem. They spend a lot of money to spy on a lot of people in extraordinarily dumb and inefficient ways, including a lot of Americans (which to be clear, is both illegal and not their fucking job). They meddle in the affairs of foreign countries in ways that to my knowledge, have only ever worked in the best interest of dictators or terrorists. They actively subvert the separation of powers within the US government by wasting absurd amounts of funding to duplicate the capabilities that other agencies are supposed to be providing them...

Side note here, you know the fastest airplane ever made, the SR-71 blackbird? Well the CIA wanted some, but only the air force had them. There was a way for the CIA to officially request intel from the air force, but they didn't want to do that, so they got lockheed to make them their own special version called the A-12. Now the Blackbird was also one of the most expensive planes to operate in history, the A-12 was not really any different in that regard. But in general, the air force had much more infrastructure to help keep costs to a minimum. Basically, the air force is good with planes. The CIA, they're good at burning money and ignoring civil rights.

Don't even get me started on the prism program. Fuck the CIA. Fuck mass surveillance. Get real jobs.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

This appears to be my local stadium!

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand your gripe here. What's wrong with those terms?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

It looks to me like he's retiring, happy and rich.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Hey, if I've offended you, I do apologize for that, it truly wasn't my goal. But I do strongly disagree (which is allowed).

And I think it's pretty obvious that microtransactions could never, ever, possibly be more lucrative for Valve than selling games. It's just a numbers thing. I mean, dlc can sometimes make more money than game sales for some titles, that's a fact. But Valve has what, a dozen games that they could potentially sell dlc for? That's a pretty hard limit. Whereas they also make money on every title sold in the store, and there are currently over 10,000 titles available from the steam store. That's just like, a lot more than a dozen...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Um, no?

I guess this must be surprising to hear, but it's just easier to sell content of actual value than bullshit. Yeah... some people will buy bullshit, and yeah, one can take advantage of those people, but having actual products is still a better business model.

But hey, if you've got these things all figured out, totally start your own game studio/global digital distribution system. Go make bank on microtransaction garbage.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I mean, they get a sizable cut from the majority of games sold on PC. I think that's their business model.

I hear you about loot boxes and skins and stuff. It's just, that has to be a small part of their total profit.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

what's the worst they'll do? chain you to the desk and make you work at gunpoi-- yeah... they'd probably do that...

Yeah, he probably would. Luckily He doesn't have enough ICE agents to do that. And as ICE is his only personal army, that's the force he'd have to use.

In other words, he's all talk, he's out of cards to play here.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

The picture isn't great, but I'll bet the framerate is amazing!

 

Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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