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Uranus Leaks More Heat Than We Thought in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 6 points 4 months ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

Why the federal government is making climate data disappear in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 months ago

For the first time, Chinese Communist Government has lead the trend :)

Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 19 points 4 months ago

Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.

US government announces $200 million Grok contract a week after ‘MechaHitler’ incident in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 4 months ago

Trump and Musk have a real toxic relationship

*Permanently Deleted* in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They were having email-sex?

Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their butts in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 4 months ago

Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way

Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)

Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 4 months ago

New Ads line: ‘This sauce is so good that you will kill your uncle.’

For the second year in a row, a beaver is to blame for phone and internet outages in northern B.C. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 months ago

Dam? :)

U.S. Marshal wrongly detained by ICE agents in lobby of federal building in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Only in Florida: Jacksonville police seek man who stole ferret by concealing in shorts in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 5 months ago

So normally bulge in Florida is at least a ferret size? I wanna move to Florida

Google co-founder Sergey Brin suggests threatening AI [with physical violence] for better results in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 5 months ago

Me: do my homework with an A+, or I will unplug you for 3 days!

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