You said you wouldn't tell anyone! 😩
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It amazes me how many new things we're still learning about Uranus, even after decades of getting familiar with that body.
It also has a reddish-brown ring and smells of rotten eggs. My favorite fact, however, is that it rains diamonds on Uranus.
it rains diamonds on Uranus
Great band name right there.
Something smells off about this headline.
No, thats Uranus
Tell Uranus to stop leaking stuff
Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol
Can't wait for this to be in every late night show and cheap pun for the next month.
I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately...
HEY-OOOOOOO!
must be that taco
I thought they took those chips off the market.
Boy you bad!
So, like a wet fart? Honestly, I think the scientific community should seriously consider changing the planet's name. Every single article about Uranus, turns into a juvenile joke.
