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Or, easier method. He runs. Democrats sue saying he clearly can't have a third term. SCOTUS declines to take the case because the constitution says he can run, he just can't be elected.

States wait for each other to take him off the ballot, since elections are state run and eventually none of them do because they waited too long and they are super-duper sure he won't win this time.

He wins, Sued again, SCOTUS declines to take the case because he's a sitting president and who are they to mingle in elections "we can't set a precedent of stealing elections from the people's choice" or something of that nature.

Opposition falls in line because, yet again, the majority of Americans decided he and the GOP were the best choice and they'll lose if they fight back. But really, if he wins a third term, GOP owns Congress and there's not a damn thing you can do about it anyway.

Boom, third term for Trump

and that the source of the COVID-19 virus was a Chinese lab

This is my personal favorite MAGA conspiracy theory I think, because it means willful ineptitude on themselves. In this theory, the virus is an illegal bioweapon from a Chinese lab. The bioweapon escapes the lab and spreads to every county, infecting 800 million people and killing around 7 million. By those metrics, it's a pretty damn good spreader and a halfway decent killer, if it is a weapon.

So, say I'm China, and I'm watching my weapon escape and travel the world. I watch as my greatest adversary absolutely fucking fumbles. They fail to do much of anything about it and half their citizens just straight up can not be bothered to protect themselves with even the smallest of measures.

If their conspiracy was right, they showed the world they will do nothing to stop a real attack.

He died on the 10th. Zulu/UTC time is breaking my brain a bit, but that would have been 4:27 pm in Utah I think. Still just Minutes after his spokesperson confirmed he was dead

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“Helping Thomas Massie and Liberal Democrats with their attention-seeking, while the DOJ is fully supporting a more comprehensive file release effort from the oversight committee, would be viewed as a very hostile act to the administration,” the official said.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5484992-epstein-files-republicans-split/

Many do have internal memory. Agencies that need to copy sensitive documents will have them removed. If that is not possible, copyer goes on a list when it is procured so that when it is sold or trashed someone has to go take the drive out and shred it.

This plane goes with the Trump family in the end, calling it now. The new Air Force One model, VC-25B, has been in work for a long time. This new plane saves nothing. Boeing already has the two the USAF ordered. They have been in construction for years now. This new one would have to be stripped bare and built up considerably to reach the point the other two are at already.

I bet this one sits still for a while under the facade that it's going to be AF1, then quietly becomes his family's personal plane under the guise it'll save us money to fly them someplace once, twice, forever. Who's going to stop them anyway?

You couldn't pay me to let a cop linger on my property, off duty or not, I don't want someone unbound by law hanging around.

Keep your 2 eyes on everyone's 10 fingers

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