Almacca

Their brains run hot, so need extra cooling.

I used to play all six verses when I was busking, but yeah, it does go on a bit. It's a dirge.

'Poopydoopycaca Creek' is making me giggle uncontrollably.

Lizard people have gotta eat.

Is Douglas Adams that obscure to the kids these days?

Gravity's just a "theory", bro.

Meh. I was hoping for something more along the lines of the animated Tick

And offal!

Try to keep your bowl movements to a minimum so you don't spill your soup.

... for now.

I'm in my fifties too, but look back on 25 year old me and see a fucking idiot. I know it's true because I'm a lot smarter now, but still a fucking idiot. I wouldn't mind a 25 year old spine, though.

The 'optimal' age is whatever age you are right now, no matter what state you're in, and I'm a miserable old bastard. Otherwise, apart from that one moment, you're always living with either hope or regret.