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[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would never, even if my life depended on it, come up with the translation on the left.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If stay, stay 4ever

U go, do it today

👌

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
if (stay) {  
    stay4(ever);  
    u = go;  
    do {  
        it(today);  
    }  
}  
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 57 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

If you get a tattoo, make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Not even a single letter?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

~~Turbocharger~~ alternator life.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

that's why 14yos can't tatoo

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Though I personally am not a tattoo fan, I can appreciate that some look cool. However, the fact that there's a lucrative business in laser removal shows that a great many people seemingly do not appreciate the permanence of a tattoo, which shows an incredible lack of forward thinking.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 hours ago

My rule is: I'll get a tattoo when I think of one that I'll still think is cool every decade hence.

I have yet to get a tattoo.

Though current candidates:

  • children's names
  • family crest
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, let’s get just the letter U tattooed! Not “you,” just “u.” This is gonna be permanent, dammit! Also, don’t write “forever,” put a four cause that’s how I know it’s spelled from texting in 2005. Also, can it be made illegible? Excellent. Slap that shit on my body, pronto!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Best, investment, ever.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

What’s that funny character that stands in for ‘for’?

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 24 points 19 hours ago

A tall skinny 4

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

collapsed inline media

~~Ansuz - Freyr eye roll~~
Sorry more like Heimdalls Nauthiz....

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Fever today! Fever tomorrow! Fever forever!

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Fever forever 
I'll be waiting 
Everlasting like the Sun 
Live forever 
For the moment 
Ever searching for the one

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I have never once not agreed with the cat in this meme

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is absolutely not a tattoo that will make you cringe every time when your age gets into double digits.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I really doubt someone had this inflicted upon their body, voluntarily or otherwise, when they were >10

I see your point, but they were well into double digits when this happened

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nigel probably meant "triple digits."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

I said what I said.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

Cats get this.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

I assume it makes more sense from different perspectives

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I would have never gotten that.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The two I read are "If u stay, go. Stay do it fever today" and "if stay, stay fever u go. Do it today"