The irresistible urge to lick off this one small drop of coffee slowly gliding down on cup’s wall
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2025
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Go ahead, no one will notice. No one will immortalize it on camera to be viewed across the internet. It'll be fine.
It’s not the licking that’s the problem. A small little lick would go unnoticed. Utilizing 110% of the surface area to maximally tongue fuck the cup’s exterior, though? You’re just begging to get memed.
She wanted to also get the trail :p
It’s not that I want to do it. I just don’t want the coffee to drip onto the table.
I want to do it. I don't care who sees.
Sounds like this meme is you
Thank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for
I love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜
She is using some subtle signals
Looks like she's got a drinking problem
We made you some coffee, Carol.
OMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird.
Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.
When the acid kicks in while you're still at work.
I'm just here wondering why she has extra fingers.
Some of those belong to the person in the background.
I dunno what she's drinking, but it's probably not tea...