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this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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no. this makes complete sense.
I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.
Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven't eaten any in a long time.
Is this a metaphor I'm not recognizing?
It's a metaphor for entitled Karens
Why did you say Karens twice?
Why would you post this without context? IIRC this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer was about slaying goblins, and no other monsters
This is very important, thanks
what a boorish genocidal anime, with such a kickass theme song
I'm not making an argument, but I'm curious whether you feel the same way about demons in Frieren.
I do.
Frieren seems so chill and passive, except when it comes to demons and then it's like "NO THEIR KIND CANNOT BE TRUSTED", and everyone's like "will you chill? it's just a kid" and she's like "THE CHILD MUST DIE"
See my stackexchange post asking for clarification on this:
Apparently the answer is "all is explained in the manga, how dare you ask this question"
Wow the only thing true in this post is that you asked a question on stack exchange
I guess I was trying to be funny, but came across as deranged(?)
Apologies to anyone I offended
Damn, people are real mad you don't like their elf waifu.
Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans
Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol
You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.
The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don't worry about funniness
Am I too normal to understand this?
According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.
So Anon "Bought a Can of Beans" by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there "Wasn't any salad in the Can of Beans," because all he does is... Slay Goblins.
It's a mad world.
i hope anon takes their meds :(