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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The secret is playing by yourself, or with close friends on a private server. I by default don't have to deal with children (at least physically, some of my friends may still be children mentally).

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am thankful for Forkknife because most of the annoying kids who made Minecraft cringe are now playing that instead.

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Either I'm tired or the "tism can get worse cause I was genuinely thinking "ForkKnife" was like a knockoff Minecraft that was getting popular because guns or something for a good full minute.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can I play Minecraft and enjoy milfs?

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago

There is probably a mod for that.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Minecraft is old enough to vote in less than two years.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 21 hours ago

So all the youtubers will stop being interested in it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Has something happened recently? Or has there been an ongoing issue?

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe just the number is scandals there tends to be in the Minecraft creator scene. Popularmmos, iskall, dream and George to name a few

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Iskal wasn't a child thing, still gross

I don't think any of them were. I can't think of any pedos off of the top of my head

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I think it's just the idea that if you play minecraft you don't have any friends your own age and talk to little kids all day.

Is Minecraft really full of groomers?