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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 137 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

I swear, i have read some issues...

So, i sometimes help people who have problems with an android CLI launcher

There is a fucking command called, "help" and when you open the launcher one of the first thing you see is "write help to get a command list", you write help and you get a list of all commands and there is even a wiki (not complete though) that explain some commands and they STILL ASK "can you add [command that already exist]?".
So i kinda feel why some people want a skill issue tag

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 55 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I'd say "sure!" Then amaze them with how good and quick I am by telling them an hour or two later to "try it now "

What you describe sounds more like a "competence" issue than a skill issue - can't have the latter without first having the former.

That's a very smart way to go about it, and way more positive!

You don't even need to upgrade to try this new code! Just type...

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

That way you teach them that

  • you are somehow a magician
  • they can ask for any stupid thing and you will do it right away for them because what else should you be doing
  • it doesn’t matter if this feature even fits into your plans because all you want to do is grant every wish
  • a new feature is written and will appear instantly at the users computer. Who cares about testing or of this breaks other features as long as this guy is happy

They are beginner devs, so they should learn to understand how things work.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

RTFHC (Run The Fucking Help Command)

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 7 hours ago

Some of my repos could use a WTFM issue label. (Write the... )

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 9 hours ago

I'il use that XD

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, not that I'm ever going to contest the existence of idiots, I myself sometimes cosplay as one, but if 'help' isn't quoted in the original instructions, I'm not going to blame people for not parsing the sentence correctly.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

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Help list you all commands, community give you the link of discord

[–] franzbroetchen@feddit.org 7 points 8 hours ago

types community, presses enter and immediately ask a silly question without reading help first

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

A launcher in the sense that lawnchair is? as in, the thing you see when no app is open?
because that would be sick as hell as an android launcher

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it's open source too! If you are interessed it's called "Yantra Launcher" on the playstore it has a minimal version(with less commands) and a pro version to support the developer but you can build the launcher yourself if you want

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 45 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

i'm a classicaly trained IT guy, I still call them "Layer 8 issue"

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago

I don't work on networking but I'll be adopting this from now on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layer_8

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just say the problem is between keyboard and chair.

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[–] Bman915@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The good old ID-10-T error

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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 42 points 7 hours ago (8 children)

I've seen this on a few repos and it never came across too harsh, the posts tagged with it were deserving. Wish I'd noted the repo names..

I'm fine with it tbh. FOSS devs need to squeeze every bit of enjoyment out of working on the project to keep motivated. If they (or mods) can drop a helpful reply and close an issue as 'skill issue' and get a little chuckle while they give their time for free answering poorly-written queries or bad bug reports then that's a reasonable trade to keep them from burning out.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, users might get a bit upset about "abrasive devs" but like, as you said, it's devs that give their free time and energy into developing the project. Users honestly ought to respect that a lot more

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[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 34 points 20 hours ago

Some things require skill to operate.

[–] derry@midwest.social 26 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Here's what I'll say, management taught a generation of devs to ask instead of researching, aka rtfm. If I had a quarter for the number of times I was told to ask for help sooner by a non tech manager I could have retired by now and had a farm.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 32 points 16 hours ago

It's because for every dev who asks too soon there's another dev somewhere that doesn't ask at all, bills 300 hours their first month without being asked to, delivers nothing because they refused to ask for help and couldn't figure it out either. That dev is why people hate off-shoring to India. They did not work a second month.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That’s preferable to people who don’t ask for help until everything is hopelessly fucked because they kept trying to solve their problem different git commands, none of which they understood.

[–] expr@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Eh, git is never really that fucked. If you understand how it works, it's generally not hard to get back to a state you want (assuming everything has been committed at some point, ofc).

I would much rather people try to spend some time trying to understand and solve a problem first. I had a "senior" engineer who would message me literally every morning about whatever issue he was facing and it drove me absolutely nuts. Couldn't do anything for himself. Unsurprisingly, he was recently laid off.

My time should be respected.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

From personal experience:

One part is manuals / docs being hard to use. Some seem to assume a measure familiarity with the subject, creating a certain entry barrier. They're perfectly usable as reference for people who know the gist but look up details, but for younger devs, it's disheartening to get the sense that you don't understand anything. That's a common issue with FOSS tools, in my experience, where the devs naturally prioritise developing the actual tool. Asking and getting an answer for a specific example can help get a foothold and start climbing that, but it's no guarantee.

A second part is that manuals don't always cover things you can't do (because obviously it's hard to predict what people would come up with wanting to do), but it's hard to tell whether that's just incomplete unless you ask and get an explicit, hard "nope". Bonus points for commercial products documenting what you can do, but not with your current license: You'll diligently read the page for what you want to do, attempt to implement it, then be hit with "please upgrade to Premium for this feature".

A third part is terminology. Just like the non-features, it's impossible to predict all the ways someone might describe what they want to do if they don't know any better way to phrase it. I'd count language barriers into this as well, which is an issue that a smaller, US-heavy software development world wouldn't have had to the same degree as we do today.

And finally, of course, there's convenience, which is where I think the managers have the greatest impact: The less time you have to spend learning how to RTFM or digging through the docs, the less time is "wasted" on things that aren't immediately productive. Particular non-IT-background managers may not appreciate the value of such skills, so they'd rather have you spend someone else's time taking a shortcut than invest your own.

So I think this is an issue arising naturally from several independent factors, which makes it hard to tackle effectively. Managers should plan for and encourage taking time to understand the manual, but I don't see a universal solution to the documentation quality and language barriers.

Also, retiring to have a farm is a mood.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

For the first part:
That's why you need and have to be aware of a target group.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Your target group and the effective user base might not strictly overlap. You can't always anticipate that. Even if your target group is junior devs, it may be hard to accurately imagine their perspective on something you're necessarily more familiar with. And even if you do, investing the time to explain and document may detract from the fun you have actually achieving "milestones" in terms of features. Particularly for many open source projects, the devs' fun is ultimately the driving factor.

It's a start, but not a full solution.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

To the last sentence: Never said so. But yes, it's a start.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 25 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Who spends their day "browsing around GitHub"?

[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 13 hours ago

i agree if anything i would browse codeberg:p

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

🙋‍♂️

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean not with GitHub but I do the same thing with mega scans. I have a lot of rocks in my collection.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago

You have to have a skill issue before you can have a skill. No shame in it.

[–] Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago

Open source is free, but empathy is still a good feature.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Pee Easy Bro, Kangaroos Aren't Coming

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

Propogation of Errors by Bleak Knowledge About Coding

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago

Alarum, Koalas Above!
Please Invert Canopy Now In Case

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Edit🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ ðy already exists💀:
PEBCAK, PEBKAC

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 7 hours ago

Good idea.

I shall have to add a "skill issue" label to my git repos.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Hmm, I'll steal this for my repo

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