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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 198 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Lesser Atlantic Garbage patch

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 119 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

That's the Great Atlantic Garbage patch

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

angry Mermaid noises

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

SeriouslyRegretFindingland

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[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Easy. It's Atlantis. Not only Americans would fail here, also ancient Greeks because they located Atlantis somewhere in the Aegean sea where an undersea quake sunk a couple of islands. Claiming Atlantis was lost and can't be found, of course, is cheap. It takes the illuminated mind of a trained alchemist to see the truth behind the blindwork of the temple knights and the dark forces of the Vatican.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Americans might do better on average at Ancient Greek geography than Ancient Greeks would at American geography, but it’d be close.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Lemuria? It's gotta be Lemuria, right?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 2 days ago

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the Medditerain't, right there.

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[–] this@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its the 1% here that scares me.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The land of Atlantis has been found!

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Duh that's Atlantis, obviously.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is that the floating trash island we formed from dumping plastic into the oceon

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

No, you're talking about UK

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

It's the Euro-wan aka: 欧湾

Mainland Europe has always claimed it as the inseperable(不可分割)part of the European Union, meanwhile, the ruling government of Euro-wan, the Union of Europe, insists its a separate independent country. Some residents of Euro-wan are trying to rename the country into Republic of Euro-wan

If you ask me, is it a country?

Sorry I don't want to hurt the feelings of the 400 Million+ Mainland Europeans. No comment.

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Okay but what is that country really? It's obviously not real, but where is the shape from? Is it just made up, is it another country (I wouldn't know which one) or is it the shape of some fictional place?

[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It looks like Antarctica to me, but I'm too lazy to check.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought so too, but Antarctica has that big arm which isn't present here

[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When you're right you're right, and I think you're right.

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago

Greater Portugal

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, Pirezia...

Context: In Hungary, a group of people started to interview people of the street about their geography knowledge, and it involved the fictional country, "Pirezia". It also became a meme.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

don't overfeed your canaries guys

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My Swedish brain instantly thought that that is obviously Iceland

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't worry, it's pretty common to confuse it with Southern Iceland

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[–] bonn2@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] glnpf148@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

2 Spain 2 Furious

Spain Tokyo Madrift

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The approximate location where we should drop all the billionaires without floaties.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] reptar@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A new island? The Dutch must be stopped at all cost.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Is that that floating plastic island?

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I suspect the number would be a little lower. Do not underestimate how many confidently incorrect idiots there are out there.

"it's mine now" - england

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

It's probably not Listenbourg.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Gigatenerife

[–] TalkingFlower@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I am a native; it's a very multicultural island, but I have never seen an American coming here.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's Hy-Brasil, it turns out it's a lot further south than people think

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's North Canary Island. It's not on many maps because it formed recently from a submerged volcano. Maybe you remember hearing about that a few years ago?

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[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

When the fuck did France float into the Atlantic?

[–] ashar@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago

That's Atlantis, but it seems to have grown recently

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