Brave ICE Noem ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, she bravely turned her tail and fled.
Yes, brave ICE Noem turned about.
And gallantly, she chickened out.
Bravely taking to her feet,
she beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, ICE Noem.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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Nah, she's more likely a witch. Did you see her to face? I mean, just look at her nose!
Ni!
Charge her with contempt then.. or something FFS.
Get her fucking propaganda ads off my fucking tv set!
The joke of all this is how her humiliation will be scrubbed from the headlines and replaced by some AI Slop that conservatives insist makes he cool
Her face fell off
Please tow her outside the environment
There's nothing out there but sea, birds, fish, and 100,000 gallons of burning crude oil, it's beyond the environment.
Well it’s not supposed to do that.
So...contempt of Congress.
Send the mace guy
To take her to the gavel pit and brain her is no less than she deserves.
To shreds, you say?
Maybe she heard there was an innocent puppy nearby that she could murder, and she couldn't control herself.
It was only a matter of time, and I'm SUPER HAPPY that it was caught on camera, lmao
She should be handcuffed and returned to Congress. How fuck is our lawmakers allowing this bullshit.
Democrats continue to be all hat and no cattle, sadly
Sounds like she's not very well behaved, probably can't be trained either. Let me check her book to see what she thinks is best to do in this sort of situation...
Oh, oh my, well that would be unfortunate for her.
Her face was about to time out and melt off.
Well there's a movie I haven't thought about in years
Would be funny to see them follow her down the hall, repeating the questions like a flock of geese
Something something my oh my what a cunning little runt she is.