I didn't know being designed for screen rather than print was woke now
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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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I hope that's the font they use to put the Epstein files together.
This guy is the definition of “chode”
Yes, for we will see no Calibri for those deranged woke liberals destroying America with diversity, equity, and the vilest of them all, inclusion. Instead we will force them to use the bedrock of our conservative type, New Times Roman, a most stately and pious typeface for all of our most treasonous correspon...cough excuse me...our most official certainly not treasonous at all correspondences. Truly this is a most auspicious day for America and a bellwether resolution for our continued cocksuckory.
America is a fellatiocracy, and not a peaceful one at that.
Now we'll see some weird battle between Calibri and Times New Roman while Papyrus is committing genocide.
It's all fun and games until a DOJ memo is typed in Jokerman.
I mean, they might as well be using Wingdings for all the sense they're making 🤷
Thank fuck, now all the world’s problems are solved.
This font????? Why???
Because it's intended to be easier to read for people with dyslexia. The cruelty is the point
It's like... just so pointlessly cruel. It really makes me wonder what the fuck I'm even doing in such an evil world. Seriously. I don't know what to say.
Hi, I'm here as a representative for the countries that aren't the USA. Basically we have no faith in the US, its government or general population. If you feel alienated in the current US we advise you to flee to our countries while you still can, but please try to leave all your ideas about how to make a country great in the US before you come here.
Most of us feel sorry for you guys, but we're also feeling a bit of schadenfreude since "your kind" used to beat your chest so proudly and always say insane things like "were the greatest country in the world" all over the Internet.