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Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI (techcrunch.com)

submitted 6 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, for we will see no Calibri for those deranged woke liberals destroying America with diversity, equity, and the vilest of them all, inclusion. Instead we will force them to use the bedrock of our conservative type, New Times Roman, a most stately and pious typeface for all of our most treasonous correspon...cough excuse me...our most official certainly not treasonous at all correspondences. Truly this is a most auspicious day for America and a bellwether resolution for our continued cocksuckory.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

America is a fellatiocracy, and not a peaceful one at that.