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[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

is this more potent than three penis wine?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Chicago, USA

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You rarely hear the phrase "where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??" in infomercials nowadays and it's a crying shame!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

It's unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

You start with three guys who's friendship you don't really value.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Must be a strong drink .... because penis mightier

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That's the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

OK Alex ... I'll take Jap Anus Relations then

[–] RollingZeppelin@piefed.ca 6 points 3 days ago

You're stittin on a gold mine Trebek!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

They ass pennies.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Where they getting the magical penii to make wine out of?

[–] comador@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

rare and/or endangered animal's bones typically.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Or ancient Egyptian mummies

I'll never tell!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Made from, by, or for magical penis?

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's a whole genre of memes that's just badly translated English. I believe it was popular back when I was a college sophomore in the mid 2000s

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that's supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot

i went to china once. i just remember getting the orange wine because whenever i'm away from my parents i'm like FINALLY i can get high, lmao

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol' cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you remember ytmnd? that was the place encyclopedia dramatica called "the place where memes go to die"

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you're the man now, dog!

only ytmnd OG's remember ptkfgs

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?

Or is it made from magical penii?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

I've not finished the bottle yet.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Let's just say you don't want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something... What a gamble.

Give me some. Let's do this.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

The secret ingredient is macaque testicles and viagra.

[–] valen@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

This is what I want for xmas

This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.

Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie's digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it's on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No the font 'aileron bold' is a bit wacky but I like it.

[–] BB84@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.

Sounds like Bluesky's favorite beverage.