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[โ€“] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's also handy if you eat apple seeds

[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apple seeds are fine unless you're eating hundreds. Then you have a different kind of problem.

Don't you judge my apple seed eating addiction, I can stop whenever I want.

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[โ€“] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 6 points 11 hours ago
[โ€“] drmoose@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I spray my garden with couple of cigarettes worth of tobacco water once in a while - works great as a natural insecticide!

I also used to live next to a tobacco plantation in Thailand once and the plant itself is quite incredible - basically untouchable by disease or insects so completly hands free and the fields are really cozy.

[โ€“] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not sure if you're trolling or not but I'm too lazy to search if you are.

[โ€“] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

I am sure they think that it is the tobacco that is a insecticide and not the nicotine that was added to said tobacco....

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[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Scary italics.

Your mom is clearly dumb.

[โ€“] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
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