Aren't trolley problems supposed to have a downside?
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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The downside is you're now a hero and everyone loves you, making you into a permanent public figure of world wide renown!
As an introvert, you've got me questioning.
It's a big sacrifice but one that must be made.
All those phone calls to praise you, the parties and parades, ugh.
But in this case, taking one for the team is okay, mostly because my kid loves trains, and i would probably get free rides whenever I wanted (with good seats)
Implementing the Pinata Economy.
The other path avoids my backyard though.
HAND OFF THE LEVER, FRIENDO!!
No no no, keep the hand on the lever to ensure it doesn't accidentally flip!
Lemme just get that money off the tracks first, they won't be needing it...